Elon: First of all, y’all ain’t shit. Canceled your Netflix subscription so you could pay for your drop-shipping? Nigga please, where’s your rocket ship at? Elon pauses Elon (Continued): What’s a matter, Tesla Roadster got y’all tongue tied? Speak now or forever hold your tiny dicks. …

Some people are afraid of being alone. I am not; I thrive in solitude. Yet, so many relationships are built off the fear of the passage of time and a pressure to marry. There are external factors of course, like grandparents demands that you procreate with a virgin to give…

At midnight on Tuesday or Monday, I don’t know the rules, fuck clocks; an idea for a commercial for ‘Rip Van Wafels’ popped into my head. Rip Van Wafels is a start up snack company that prides itself on being a delicious low sugar, low calorie, healthy snack alternative. A…

“Tennis is like playing chess with an oxygen deprivation mask” -BenBen circa, 2016 In 2016, my fiancée and I attended the Swedish embassy’s gala for the benefit of the Junior Tennis Champions Center in Washington D.C . The evening was a bit of a fog, but I can admit, rather…

Some Ideas are Dangerous: Free Speech is Dead 75 Million fascists voted for Donald J Trump in the 2020 general election. That’s 12 million more fascists than in 2016 when he conspired with the Kremlin to hypnotize Americans with Facebook ads into voting for him and his coiffure. (Nota Buena…